he looks like a joint
what the fuck kind of joints do you roll
(via joeeffingmayo)
he looks like a joint
what the fuck kind of joints do you roll
(via joeeffingmayo)
I asked my mom for a dog
I FUCKING CANT WITH LIFE OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING
(Source: iraffiruse, via coolkidattheparty)
- Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
- Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
- Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
- Me: They aren't strangers if we're in the same fandom.
(Source: Know Your Meme, via lolzpicx)
(via blame-it-on-my-a-d-d)
So am I the only one or do you guys see that guy in a thong? and If you think thats a speedo You need glasses.
(Source: procaine)
(Source: pushthemovement, via kangascock)
(Source: andimobsessed, via myyjudgementsclouded)
(Source: apartment20, via meandthelonely)
(Source: stuckinthesticksbarbie, via beingmexicanlikeyeah)
send me one…?
- ♂ = i am a boy who has a crush on you
- ♀ = i am a girl who has a crush on you
- ✂ = just delete your tumblr already
- ✌ = you’re awesome
- ♡ = i love your blog
- ❁ = you’re beautiful
- ✓ = i hate you
- ☹ = you’re ugly
- ♬ = i wish we were close
- ♧ = i wish we were friends in real life
- ☆ = i relate to a lot of the same things you go through
- ☮ = you inspire me
(Source: , via ciao-kris)
- guys on tumblr: all I want to do is find a girl and treat her right
- boys that I know: first i park muh car then i fuck yo bitch
(Source: vicforprez, via so-im-pretty-homo-sexual)
Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?
they’re like
you’re burning us alive
our insides are melting
hELP US
(via od3sta)
